Where's the Wine Gone?

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting


sharingneedles:

i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake


askinnyblackman:

her quinceañera finally ended

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does


i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)